Gallagher (comedian)

Leo Anthony Gallagher Jr. (July 24, 1946 – November 11, 2022), known simply as Gallagher, was an American comedian who became one of the most recognizable comedic performers of the 1980s for his prop and observational routine that included the signature act of smashing a watermelon on stage with a wooden sledgehammer.

For more than 30 years, he played between 100 and 200 shows a year, destroying tens of thousands of melons with the sledgehammer he called the "Sledge-O-Matic".

Gallagher was born in Fort Bragg, North Carolina, on July 24, 1946, to a family of Irish and Croatian heritage.

Until the age of nine, he lived in Lorain, Ohio, but because of his asthma, the family moved to South Tampa, Florida, where he attended Henry B. Plant High School.

The Sledge-O-Matic act, an example of physical prop comedy, was a parody of the unintentionally humorous advertisements for the Ronco Veg-O-Matic, a kitchen tool that was heavily advertised on U.S. television from the mid-1960s through the 1970s.

Gallagher's audiences were often issued ponchos, or knew to bring raincoats, to prepare for debris cast off into the audience.

He dubbed the front row of his shows "Death Row".

His show also featured a variety of props, including a large trampoline designed to look like a couch.

Gallagher wrote his own jokes and toured with as many as 15 footlockers of props.

Stafford and Gallagher traveled to California in 1969, during which time Gallagher decided to perform as well.

He began honing his own comedy act while frequenting both The Comedy Store and The Ice House.

He performed twice on The Tonight Show when Johnny Carson was hosting, though Carson disliked prop comedy.

This last sketch was meant to poke fun at infomercials who peddled similarly inane products and whose popularity apexed in the late 1970s/early '80s before waning during the '90s.

He went on to graduate from the University of South Florida with a chemical engineering degree in 1970.

He minored in English literature.

After college, Gallagher began working as comic/musician Jim Stafford's road manager.

He first appeared on the show on December 5, 1975, when he demonstrated his prop, "The Tonight Show Home Game", and again on May 9, 1979.

He also performed several times on the show when guest hosts were filling in for Carson.

Additionally, Gallagher made an appearance on The Mike Douglas Show, one on The Merv Griffin Show, and several at Playboy Clubs.

In contrast to other popular stand-up comics of the era who transitioned to sitcom and movie roles, Gallagher remained for the most part a touring comedian, and he once noted that he performed "200 shows a year for 35 years."

Per Variety magazine, he did over 3,500 live shows over the course of his career.

In July 1999, he performed a show in Cerritos, California, in which he used stereotypes that were considered offensive towards Mexicans.

Running for governor (as an independent) in the 2003 California gubernatorial recall election, Gallagher finished 16th out of 135 candidates with 5,466 votes.

Proclaiming himself the “Wizard of Odd,” Gallagher was known for "witty wordplay" and sharp observational comedy, but his signature act involved the use of the "Sledge-O-Matic", a large wooden mallet that he used to smash a variety of food items and other objects, culminating with a watermelon.

His favored targets also included oranges, cottage cheese, pound cake, beans, cheeseburgers, tubes of toothpaste, video game controllers, and grapes.

In January 2011, Gallagher walked out of comedian Marc Maron's WTF podcast when Maron continued to ask Gallagher about the controversial jokes after Gallagher had responded that, out of a two-to-three-hour show, there were only five jokes, which he had "heard on the street".

In a subsequent interview that touched on the incident, Gallagher accused Maron of "taking the other side of everything".

In subsequent years, Gallagher's routine was criticized for frequent homophobia, paranoid overtones, and racism.

In July 2012, Gallagher was featured in a television commercial for GEICO Insurance, repeating his Sledge-O-Matic routine.

Despite serious cardiac issues he experienced in his 60s and early 70s, Gallagher continued to tour until 2020, when the COVID-19 pandemic forced him to stop.

Though it varied from performance to performance, Gallagher would usually end each of his shows with his signature "Sledge-O-Matic" routine.

It traditionally began with the following preamble:

Ladies and gentlemen!

I did not come here tonight just to make you laugh.

I came here to sell you something and I want you to pay particular attention!

The amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly-By-Night Industries, has entrusted who?

Me!

To show you!

The handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you've ever seen.

And don't you wanna know how it works!?